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Holy Crap it is HOT outside! Today's feels like temperature is 105. You heard me One Hundred and Fucking Five.
Blech.
I am beyond sweating at this point. My body is going to start shutting down at any moment now.
Of course I am working today - so you know I am not in the coolest clothes possible for this kind of weather.
I stopped at the Farm Stand to buy some veggies on my lunch break. The Farm Stand is owned by the G. Family- I went to school with all of their kids. Mr. G. lectured me this morning about the fact that I was wearing a black shirt. His words were "I know you were raised better than to be out here in this damn heat in a black shirt. " I can't even catch any slack at the Farm Stand.
This coming from the man who raised about a gazillion kids and encouraged them to throw fireworks at birds attacking his strawberry fields since they were old enough to walk.
I would pout that he lectured me like I was 5 years old - but damn those were some good peaches he sold me today.
Blech.
I am beyond sweating at this point. My body is going to start shutting down at any moment now.
Of course I am working today - so you know I am not in the coolest clothes possible for this kind of weather.
I stopped at the Farm Stand to buy some veggies on my lunch break. The Farm Stand is owned by the G. Family- I went to school with all of their kids. Mr. G. lectured me this morning about the fact that I was wearing a black shirt. His words were "I know you were raised better than to be out here in this damn heat in a black shirt. " I can't even catch any slack at the Farm Stand.
This coming from the man who raised about a gazillion kids and encouraged them to throw fireworks at birds attacking his strawberry fields since they were old enough to walk.
I would pout that he lectured me like I was 5 years old - but damn those were some good peaches he sold me today.
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